I’m sure that God loves me,
I know that is true.
For when I look around me
There’s so many great things to chew!
“My dog is worried about the economy
because dog meat is up to $3.00 a can.
That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit
you would stay out and your dog would go in.
If your dog is fat,
You aren’t getting
A dog teaches a child fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.”
If a dog will not come to you
after he has looked you in the face,
You ought to go home and
examine your conscience!
(President Woodrow Wilson)
You always side with the underdog
Except when the underdog
belongs to you
They are better than human beings,
because they know, but do not tell.
Never judge a dog’s pedigree
by the kind of books
he does not chew!