Jul 032014
 

Unknown-10NEW BREEDS OF DOGS

1. Collie + Lhasa Apso  =   Collapso (a dog that folds up for easy transportation).

2. Pointer + Setter           = Poinsetter ( a traditional Christmas pot)

3. Great Pyrennes + Dachshund   ( Pryadachs = a puzzling dog

4.Unknown-7 Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer  = (Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle)

 

5. Malamute + Pointer = (a Moot Point, owned by …Oh, well , it doesn’t matter anyway!)

6. Bull Terrier + Shitzu = (Oh, never mind).’

 

Unknown-12FLYING COMMENTS

1. After a scary landing, an old lady addressed one of the flight crew.

“Excuse me, sonny, but did we land or were were we shot out of the sky!”

2. Another rough landing invited the stewardess to remark, “We ask you to remain seated, while Captain Kangaroo bounces us further towards the gate!”

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