Mar 142013
 
Friendship ~ None of that Silly Stuff
Are you tired of those goofy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold truth of our potential friendship.
  • When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
  • When you are blueI will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
  • When you smile I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
  • When you are scaredI will yap about it every chance I get until you’re NOT.
  • When you are worried~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
  • When you are confusedI will try to use only little words.
    • When you are sick~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
  • When you fallI will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I’ll help you up.
This is my oath ….. I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask ~ because you are a friend visiting my website
stories4hotbloodedlesbians.com
Hugs
Paula
images-6

 

 Leave a Reply

(required)

(required)