Sep 062013
 

images-12               THINGS CATS THINK ABOUT

 

  1. Was that a can opener?
  2. This looks like a good place to nap.
  3. If there is a God, how can he allow neutering.
  4. Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?
  5. If it wasn’t for us cats, humans would never have invented: beds, chairs, pillows, sofas and window-sills in the sun.

 

THE REASON I LIVE ALONE..

There is no need to a human to live with when I have pets.

I have a dog that growls in the morning, a parrot that

curses and a cat that comes home late at night! (anon).images-9

 

 

YOUR CAT MAYBE FAT WHEN…..

  1. It is not safe to lift him or her without a spotter.
  2. She looked pregnant for the past three years, but has not produced  a litter!
  3. Confused guests have mistaken her for a fur-covered bean bag chair.
  4. Waits until after the third bowl of food to get finicky.
  5. He only catches mice that enter his open mouth to get left over food in his teeth.

 

LETTERS FROM CATS TO GOD

Dear God,

When I get to heaven, will my spayed procedure be reversed and what kind of punishment do you plan for the vet who did it.

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Dear God,

I need to keep up my exercises.  Will there be curtains in heaven?

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IT’S PART OF A CAT’S NATURE

-always to do what they want- when they want

-to rarely listen to you

-to be totally unpredictable

-to whine when they are not happy

-to want to be alone when you want to play

-to want to play when you want to be alone

-to leave hair everywhere

-to expect you to attend to their every need

-to want what you are eating

   and to help you read the newspaperimages-15

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