The New Alphabet – Funny


The New  Alphabet

New Alphabet :
A is  for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won’t  float! Age before beauty is what  we once said, But let’s be a bit  more realistic instead.

Now The  Alphabet:

A’s for arthritis; B’s the  bad back, C’s the  chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for  eyesight, can’t read that top line! F is for  farting and fluid retention,  G is for gut droop, which I’d rather not  mention.

H high blood pressure–I’d rather it  low; I for  incisions with scars you can show. J is for  joints, out of socket, won’t mend,  K is for knees that crack when they bend.  L ‘s for libido, what happened to  sex? M is for  memory, I forget what comes next. N is  neuralgia, in nerves way down low;  O is for osteo, bones that don’t  grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a  few, just give me a pill and I’ll be good as  new! Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu?   R is for reflux, one meal turns to  two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my  fears, T is for  Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for  urinary; troubles with flow;  V for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy,’ you  know..

W for worry, now what’s going  ’round? X is for  X ray, and what might be found. Yfor  another year I’m left here behind,  Z is for zest I still have– in my  mind!

I’ve  survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed,And I’m keeping  twenty-six doctors fully employed!


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