Apr 142017
 
Subject: Happy Easter Story
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and
gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
the Easter Bunny, and he is  DEAD .
The driver feels so awful  that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man
what’s wrong.
“I feel terrible,” ! he explains,
“I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.”
The blonde says,”Don’t worry.”
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead  Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at thetwo of them and hops
off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the
road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
“What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?”
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(You know you’re gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
“Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.”
Happy Easter!!   hey I don’t make these up , they’re sent to me so I send
them on LOL

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