Sep 182016


The Flight

On an Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, a flight attendant made the following announcement in a delightful Irish brogue.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry but there appears to be a mix up in the catering service. We have 130 passengers aboard but only 40 meals. Anyone that is kind enough to give up their meal will have unlimited free drinks for the duration of the flight.

A few hours later, the same attendant announced:

“We still have those 40 meals available..


The Will.unknown-1

A teacher posed this question.   A rich man dies and leaves $10 million dollars. His wife gets half, his son gets one fifth and the butler gets one tenth.   What does each one get?

A student put up his hand, “Each one gets a good lawyer.”


The Biggest Cavity


Open wider,” said the dentist and then he said, “That’s the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen….the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.”

The patient struggled to speak, “There is no need to repeat something terrible like that twice!”

The doctor answered, “I didn’t repeat anything – that was the echo!”




Sam: Mike have any of your chidhood wishes come true?”

Mike: “Yes, my mother used to brush my hair and I wished I had no hair. Now, I’m bald.”


The Big Secret by Oprahunknown-3

The big secret is that there is NO big secret! Whatever is your goal, you can get there is you are willing to work.”

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