May 232014
 

 

SMILE A WHILE  3.   by Paula Key

Unknown-3** The only reason to take up jogging is to hear heavy breathing again.

 

**There should have been three wise women. They would have asked for directions, cleaned the stable and brought casseroles and clean baby linen.

 

** Talk is cheap until you share it with a lawyer.

** One important thing a speaker should remember: The mind can only absorb what the seat can endure.

** The lift is being repaired, during that time you will be unbearable.

** I have to exercise in the morning before my brain realizes what it’s doing.

 

** If you want something done give it to someone who is busy.

 

** Car sickness is the feeling ou get every month when its payments fall due.

 

** Of course I can fix it, hand me the yellow pages.

 

Smile lesbians, smile

Smile lesbians, smile

** Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others – cannot keep it from themselves. (J.Barrie)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Leave a Reply

(required)

(required)