May 172014
 

 

SMILE A WHILE 2.   by Paula Key

 

images-1** 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

** Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

** Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.

 

** If Bill Gates stopped his business for 10 seconds to pick up $10,000, he would lose money.

 

** Loosing weight is a triumph of mind over platter.

 

** Juvenile delinquents are other people’s children.

 

** If you cheat on your diet, you’ll gain in the end.

 

** Child to playmate:  “Oh, NO! It’s my parents at the scream door.”

 

** I wish to confirm that Jeremy was absent on Nov.30, 31 and 32.

 

Unknown-1** My mind not only wanders, it completes leaves.

 

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