May 172014


SMILE A WHILE 2.   by Paula Key


images-1** 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


** Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


** Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.


** If Bill Gates stopped his business for 10 seconds to pick up $10,000, he would lose money.


** Loosing weight is a triumph of mind over platter.


** Juvenile delinquents are other people’s children.


** If you cheat on your diet, you’ll gain in the end.


** Child to playmate:  “Oh, NO! It’s my parents at the scream door.”


** I wish to confirm that Jeremy was absent on Nov.30, 31 and 32.


Unknown-1** My mind not only wanders, it completes leaves.


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