SMILE A WHILE 2. by Paula Key
** Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
** Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
** If Bill Gates stopped his business for 10 seconds to pick up $10,000, he would lose money.
** Loosing weight is a triumph of mind over platter.
** Juvenile delinquents are other people’s children.
** If you cheat on your diet, you’ll gain in the end.
** Child to playmate: “Oh, NO! It’s my parents at the scream door.”
** I wish to confirm that Jeremy was absent on Nov.30, 31 and 32.