SMILE A WHILE 1. by Paula Key
**Most kids are washable, but most strink from it.
“Ok, up …down….up….down.
“Ok, now the other eye lid.”
**Sometimes I feel that I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
**It’s amazing what little harm doctors do when one considers all the opportunity they have. Mark Twain.
**If a man shouts in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
** Success is relative. The more success – the more relatives.
** Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher asked a senior citizen,
“Do you know who I am ?” The elderly lady replied, “Ask Matron, she’ll tell you who you are.”
** I used to cut classes from correspondence school. I sent in empty envelopes.”