May 092014
 

SMILE A WHILE  1.   by Paula Key


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** Morning exercise for sleepy heads

“Ok, up ...down….up….down.

“Ok, now the other eye lid.”

**Sometimes I feel that I am diagonally parked in a

parallel universe.

Unknown-2** Are spiritualists all miserable or is there a happy medium?

**Most kids are washable, but most strink from it.

**It’s amazing what little harm doctors do when one

considers all the opportunity they have.  Mark Twain.

 

images-4**If a man shouts in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

** Success is relative.  The more success – the more relatives.

** Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher asked a senior citizen,

“Do you know who I am ?”  The elderly lady replied, “Ask Matron, she’ll tell you who you are.”

** I used to cut classes from correspondence school.  I sent in empty envelopes.”

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