SMILE A WHILE 1. by Paula Key
** Morning exercise for sleepy heads
“Ok, up ...down….up….down.
“Ok, now the other eye lid.”
**Sometimes I feel that I am diagonally parked in a
**Most kids are washable, but most strink from it.
**It’s amazing what little harm doctors do when one
considers all the opportunity they have. Mark Twain.
** Success is relative. The more success – the more relatives.
** Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher asked a senior citizen,
“Do you know who I am ?” The elderly lady replied, “Ask Matron, she’ll tell you who you are.”
** I used to cut classes from correspondence school. I sent in empty envelopes.”