Feb 262015
 
Spoiled? Maybe!  However, I'm a goddess

Spoiled? Maybe! However, I’m a goddess

 

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”

Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever

 

I watch, I listen and I think! Can you do these things?

I watch, I listen and I think! Can you do these things?

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”

Mark Twain

 

 

Look into my eyes - and - OBEY

Look into my eyes – and – OBEY

“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”

Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

 

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”

Leonardo da Vinci

 

The dog got served first!

The dog got served first!

“Time spent with a cat is never wasted.”

Colette

 

The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.”

Elizabeth Peters, The Snake, the Crocodile and the Dog

 

Sit somewhere else - I got here first!

Sit somewhere else – I got here first!

“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.”

Pam Brown

 

Treat Me as the Head of the household and we'll get along just fine!

Treat Me as the Head of the household and we’ll get along just fine!

“Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement.   H.P Lovecraft

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