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Puns are the wit of living.  Puns, jokes and witty lines make us laugh.  They help us DE-stress!

Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic.

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How do they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!

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I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they’re having trouble installing windows.

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Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

 

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Can February March? No, but April May.

 

 

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I can’t stand jokes about German sausages. They really are the wurst.

 

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What lies on the ocean bed, twitching uncontrollably? A nervous wreck.

 

 

What would you call the child of a vampire and a snowman?

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 Frostbite.

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