THE PASTOR’S ASS
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT
The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race . The next day headline read:
This was too much for the bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the headline:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10 (ten dollars). The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the hills where it could run wil.
The next day the headlines readzz;
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried two days later.
The moral of the story is being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and distress.