Jun 192015
Choban Ad. "Honey, I have a really sexy idea for the next yoghurt.:

Choban Ad.
“Honey, I have a really sexy idea for the next yoghurt.:

One Million Moms (less than one hundred in reality) says yogurt maker Chobani ‘should be ashamed’ of a TV commercial that they say tries to ‘normalize sin.’

The silly moms are part of the American Family Association.  They are upset over a TV commercial for Chobani yogurt that features two women in bed – one eating the yogurt.   The moms claim that the women are naked – NOT SO.    The lesbian eating yogurt is covered by a sheet and so is her partner.   THE PARTNER IS WEARING A WEDDING RING.   OMG – “naked and married” – the sky is falling!  Satan must eat that yoghurt too.

What’s the Big Deal?  I ask.
Children are watching.  The yoghurt eating lesbian licks the spoon – and of course, kids get the sexual vision and message.  There in front of the television – children are masturbating and so are the husbands of the silly moms.   And, the sexually excited lesbian yoghurt eater – then commits the sin of stroking her wife’s naked foot.  OMG.  paula.
The Silly Mommies:
They ask twits like them to phone, email and complain to Chobani’s website.  It threatens Chobani with a boycott.  Here is what the whining mommies write:

“This commercial not only promotes same sex relationships by including two lesbians, but also same sex marriage because the two women wear matching wedding bands. The ad states, ‘To Love this Life is to Live it Naturally.’ There is nothing natural about homosexuality.

“What does selling yogurt have to do with gay sex? Nothing at all, but Chobani wants to make the association. One Million Moms continues to stand up for Biblical truth, which is very clear in Romans 1:26-27 about this particular type of sexual perversion. … ”

Hold On: Put Romans into Historical Context, please.

Actually Paul in Romans is writing to converts from paganism to Christianity reminding them NOT to practise temple orgies where sex is rampant without regard to gender.  This is what Paul terms as sexual perversion.  I am sure he had little knowledge of homosexuality (which according to most scientists world-wide consider to be just another form of sexual orientation).

A spokesperson for Chobani issued this statement to The Advocate:

“As part of our founding mission to make better food for more people, inclusiveness and equality are at the heart of Chobani. We launched our ‘Love This Life’ campaign back in May to celebrate and acknowledge all walks of life with modern American stories that reflect our fans and consumers. We’re proud that our products are enjoyed by all and we celebrate that diversity whenever — and however — we can.”

Silly mommies – all one hundred of you – should just go home – eat yoghurt and have incredible sex with your hubby.  Can I let you silly mommies into a secret – the lesbian who gets out of the bed – is really going to get another yoghurt.  And let me tell you – she puts it on her lover’s ………  and OMG orgasms galore.   Mommies you should try it with another mommy.  


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