Here is the second blog of my own lezzie limericks – which as a theme are bawdy and not to be taken seriously by the faint-hearted! LOL
A patriotic French lezzie from Boossy,
had a red, white and blue painted pussy,
By the mirror she’d stand with a salute of her hand,
To honour France, Boossy and pussy!
There was a sales lezzie from Melling,
Who had quite the knack of quick selling,
‘I’ll just alter your bra – done by the hour,
I’m just jelling my selling in Melling.
NOT A LIMERICK – JUST GREAT~
You’ll know when I’m home
I have my undies on the flag pole
I’m wearing a smile
Longer than a mile!
A Mexican police officer called Bess Key,
In a uniform looked hot and sexy,
Women said, “cuff me, and do it real roughly,”
My Mexi, My Bexi – come and sex me!”
There once was a lesbian mechanic,
Whose sexual ways led to panic,
Asked girlfriend Rose – “Why the grease on the hose?”
Came the answer: “I’m a mischievous, manic, mechanic ‘