My Name is Joe and I am Canadian!
I’m not a lumber jack
Or a fur trader
And I dont live in an igloo
Or eat blubber
And I don’t know
Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada
Although I’m sure they’re really really nice
I have a Prime Minister not a President
I speak English and French not American
And I pronounce it about not “a-boot”
I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack
I believe in peackeeping not policing
Diversity not assimilation
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal
a chesterfield is a couch
And it is pronounced “zed” not “zee” or”zed”!
Canada is the 2nd largest landmass!