May 262014


—I’m in favor of love, so long as it doesn’t happen when dinorsaurs are on the television.

—I think love is like an avalanche, some people get

—I’m not rushing into love.  I find fourth grade hard enough.


—How do you know if you’re in love?

Child:  “It’s a feeling you feel when you feel that what you feel is a feeling you never felt before.


—I’d rather have chocolate than fall in love.


—Couples hold hands because they spend a lot of money on rings and they don’t want them to fall off.


Unknown-2–No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.


—You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.


—If your sister hits you, don’t hit back.  They always catch the second person.


–When you mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

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