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Louisiana: It’s the birthplace of ellen and the Mardi Gras is Wonderful, but it has some funny laws:  Here are some of them.

-A 500$ fine will be appointed to you if you tell a pizza delivery man to bring a pizza to a friends house without their knowing.

-You may not mock contestants at boxing matches.

-Uriniating in the water supply may land you 20 years

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-Fake boxing contests are prohibited.

-Abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.

-It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

-It is illegal to gargle in public places.

-Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

-Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.

-It is illegal to gargle in public places.

-It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.

-Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.

-One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.

-Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

-Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal. 

-If you use a “movable” without authorization you may receive up to 5 years imprisonment.

-Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.

-Goatees are illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

-One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

-Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.

-Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.

-You may not put a bed to the “ultimate test” before buying it.

GOOD THINGS (AND THERE ARE MANY) ABOUT LOUISIANA:

BIRTHPLACE OF ELLEN AND MARDI GRAS.

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