May 192013

LIFE LESSONS FOUNDED ON WISDOM AND WITtumblr_mj7267o4je1s7aky5o1_500

Over the years, I have asked junior and senior students to tell me what they have learned so far in life.  They had to preface each opinion with either “I’ve found,”  or “I’ve learned.”  I have chosen some of my favourite lines of humour and wisdom.  Here they are:tumblr_mk2twfCWEb1s7aky5o1_500

  • I’ve found it hard to lie when looking in my mother’s eyes.
  • I’ve learned that lending money to people makes them develop amnesia.
  • I’ve learned that the easiest way to find happiness is to stop complainingtumblr_mk4fytBskI1s7aky5o1_500
  • I’ve found that there is no fun to watching television unless you have the remote control
  • I’ve learned that life is like a 10 speed bike.  Most of us have gears we never use.
  • I’ve learned you are never too old to try something new.
  • I’ve learned that no matter how beautiful your make up is, it can’t hide the expression of a sad heart.
  • I’ve learned that everyone wants to be special to someone.tumblr_mksthqSc3k1s7aky5o1_500
  • I’ve learned you should never buy a white carpet if you own a black dog.tumblr_mj6ra9JxQI1s7aky5o1_500
  • I’ve learned that drinking Diet Coke doesn’t make up for the candy bar I ate
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  • I’ve  learned that students who pay their own way through college seldom flunk.
  • I’ve learned that being kind is more important than being right.
  • I’ve learned that Santa has good years and bad years.
  • I’ve learned that life is tough, but I am tougher!tumblr_mj95fsLd6e1s7aky5o1_500
  • f’ve learned that you shouldn’t let a day go by without making someone feel good.
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