Five Double Vodkas
A man came into a bar and ordered five double vodkas.”
“What’s up?” asked the barman.
“I’ve discovered my older brother is gay.”
The next day, the same man comes in and orders the same drinks.
“Now, what’s up?” asked the barman.
“I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay, too!”
On the third day, the man came into the bar and ordered another five double vodkas.
The barman groaned, “Apart from you, does anybody in your family like women?”
“Yeah, my wife . . . ”
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