LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE
–An artist put up her ten paintings in a gallery along with other budding artists. At the end of the show, she approached the convenor to inquire about sales.
Convenor: “Well, I have some good news and bad news.”
Artist: “I’ll take the good news first.”
Convenor: “A man bought your ten paintings after asking me if they would appreciate in value after your death.”
Artist: “That is indeed good news. What is the bad news?
Convenor: “The buyer was your doctor!”
What Adults Have Learned
—Raising kids is like nailing jello to a tree.
–Wrinkles don’t hurt.
–Families are like fudge, mostly sweet but with some nuts.
–Today’s mighty oak is a nut that held its ground.
–Laughter is good Medicine, it’s like jogging on the inside.
–You are an adult when you choose your cereal for the fibre and not the toy!
1st lesbian: “Darling when we get married, I want to share all your troubles and worries.”
2nd lesbian: “Babe, I don’t have any troubles or worries.”
1st lesbian: “Well, we aren’t married yet!”
Doctors are always telling us that we should eat more natural foods! Don’t they realize that most people die from natural causes?
Lesbian at the Doctor’s Office
“Jo, I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.”
Jo: “O.K doctor, thanks for being so honest. I’ll come back again when you are sober!”