Oct 272014


 Kids have their own opinion.  Their interpretation of life and people can be funny or downright





Only Dads Can Only Say Rude Things:

A small girl was correcting a little boy.

“Only dads can say rude things NOT you!”


“Yes.  My daddy says words like ‘god dammit’ and ‘you’re full of shit!”


Visit to the Doctor


Doctor wanted a sample of Urine from a little girl.  After the mother put a sample in a cup, she heard her daughter say, “I don’t have to drink it, do I?”



Grandpa’s Age.images-4

Little girl: “How old are you grandpa?”

Grandpa:  69

Little girl:  “And next year you will be 70.”

Grandpa:  “Yes.”

Little Girl:  “And will you be dead the next year?”


Cheeky Kid:

Father: “I don’t ever want to see you do that again.”

Kid: “Okay “okay, close your eyes.”


Not in Front of the Kids.

Overheard from the backseat, a small voice said.

“Damn cars. What are all these Damn cars doing here?”


Wrong Mother:

A mother was talking to aother mom on the playground when her five year old son said.“Why are you talking to her? I thought you said she’s a jerk!”

The mother stared.  “This is the first time that I have met this woman!”

“Sorry, wrong mother.”


Grandmother Learns Anatomy:

Balancing her granddaughter on her knee a grandmother said, “What are little girls made of?”

Before her granddaughter could answer, the grandmother continued, “Sugar and Spice and all things nice.”

“That’s stupid,” said the little girl.  “Everyone knows that girls are made of skin and blood and bones.”


Starving Poor

Mom:  Eat your dinner, there are kids starving in Africa.

Kid:  If you hurry, you could send this meal by Puralator or UPS.

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