Dads Can Only Say Rude Things:
A small girl was correcting a little boy.
“Only dads can say rude things NOT you!”
“Yes. My daddy says words like ‘god dammit’ and ‘you’re full of shit!”
Visit to the Doctor
Little girl: “How old are you grandpa?”
Little girl: “And next year you will be 70.”
Little Girl: “And will you be dead the next year?”
Father: “I don’t ever want to see you do that again.
” Kid: “Okay “okay, close your eyes.”
Not in Front of the Kids.
Overheard from the backseat, a small voice said
. “Damn cars. What are all these Damn cars doing here?”
A mother was talking to aother mom on the playground when her five year old son said.
“Why are you talking to her? I thought you said she’s a jerk!”
The mother reacted angrily.. “This is the first time that I have met this woman!”
“Sorry, wrong mother.”
Grandmother Learns Anatomy:
Balancing her granddaughter on her knee a grandmother said,
“What are little girls made of?”
Before her granddaughter could answer, the grandmother continued, “Sugar and Spice and all things nice.”
” “That’s stupid,” said the little girl. “Everyone knows that girls are made of skin and blood and bones.”
Mom: Eat your dinner, there are kids starving in Africa.
Kid: If you hurry, you could send this meal by Puralator or UPS.