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Dads Can Only Say Rude Things:

A small girl was correcting a little boy.

“Only dads can say rude things NOT you!”

“Really?”

“Yes.  My daddy says words like ‘god dammit’ and ‘you’re full of shit!”

 

Visit to the Doctor

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Doctor wanted a sample of Urine from a little girl.  After the mother put a sample in a cup, she heard her daughter say, “I don’t have to drink it, do I?” images-23 images-22 images-17 images-24

Grandpa’s Age.

Little girl: “How old are you grandpa?”

Grandpa:  69

Little girl:  “And next year you will be 70.”

Grandpa:  “Yes.”

Little Girl:  “And will you be dead the next year?”

  Cheeky Kid:

Father: “I don’t ever want to see you do that again.

” Kid: “Okay “okay, close your eyes.”

  Not in Front of the Kids.

Overheard from the backseat, a small voice said

. “Damn cars. What are all these Damn cars doing here?”

  Wrong Mother:

A mother was talking to aother mom on the playground when her five year old son said.

“Why are you talking to her? I thought you said she’s a jerk!”

The mother reacted angrily..  “This is the first time that I have met this woman!”

“Sorry, wrong mother.”

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  Grandmother Learns Anatomy:

Balancing her granddaughter on her knee a grandmother said,

“What are little girls made of?”

Before her granddaughter could answer, the grandmother continued, “Sugar and Spice and all things nice.”

” “That’s stupid,” said the little girl.  “Everyone knows that girls are made of skin and blood and bones.”

  Starving Poor

Mom:  Eat your dinner, there are kids starving in Africa.

Kid:  If you hurry, you could send this meal by Puralator or UPS.

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