May 132017

Did you know that Kiwi’s use the Maori term “Land of the Long White Cloud” to refer to New Zealand.?  Here are a few jokes I found in the local Kiwi newspaper.  Trish and I are still house-pet sitting in New Zealand.  When we return in May, the snow had better be gone!!  LOL.


–A tourist asks Murphy.   “Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off their boats?
Murphy replies:  “If there fell forward, they’d still be in the flipping’ boat!”

–“People used to laugh at me when I said that I wanted to be a comedian. Well, nobody’s laughing now!”

–Light travels faster than sound.  This is why some people appear bright and intelligent before you hear them speak.!

-When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?  I told him that everyone knows that he doesn’t employ stupid people!

-Johnson:  “My wife has a terrible habit of staying up until 2 a.m in the morning.  I can’t seem to break her habit.

–Smith:  “What on earth is she doing at that time?

-Johnson:  “Waiting for me to come home!”



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