Oct 262015

Jokes and Pick Up Lines for Lesbians

Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual

You should not consider yourself lesbian-impaired if you do not own a chainsaw.

I’ve got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?

It can’t be a sin. We are not even IN the Bible.

So how do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

Is your left leg thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas? Because i want to be between those two holidays

My partner and I joined a support group for monogamous lesbians – it was great until she met someone there.”

Lesbians don’t hate men. You must be thinking of married straight women.

Family Joke
A man walks into the bar and orders three double-shots of vodka. The bartender asks, “that’s a lot of liquor, what’s the problem?”

The man replies, “I just found out my younger brother was gay.”

The next day, he comes back and orders the same thing. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong now?”

The man says, “I just found out that my older brother is gay.”

The next day, he comes in again, and orders the same thing.

The bartender asks, “Man, isn’t there anyone in your family that likes women?”

He replies, “yeah, my wife.”

Paula: I hope you have enjoyed these jokes.

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