Aug 202014

A father passing by his son’s bedroom,

was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made, and
everything was picked up. Then, he saw
an envelope, propped up prominently on
the pillow. It was addressed,’Dad…..
With the worst premonition, he opened
the envelope and, with trembling hands,
read the letter…

“Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and
sorrow that I’m writing  you.

  I had to elope with my new
girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid
scene with Mum and you.

I’ve been
finding real passion with Stacy, and she is
so nice, but I knew you would not
approve of her, because of all her
piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle
clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.

But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s
pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. We share a dream of having many
more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.
We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and
trading it
with the other people in the commune
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science
will find a cure for Aids so Stacy can get
better. She sure deserves it!

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how
to take care of myself.
Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit,
so you can get to know your many
Love, your son, Joshua

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m
over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in
life than the school report that’s on the
kitchen table!!!!!! 


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