MORE IRISH JOKES – GO ON, ADMIT IT – THEY ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
“Now, sure you’re in for a bit of luck, Paddy. I have some inside news. Do you want the winner of the next race.”
Paddy: “Oh, thank you, Mike, but what would I be doing with a race horse, when I have such a small back yard?”
Rosy : “Shawn, what if one explodes before we get there?”
Shawn: “We’ll lie and say we only found two!”