Jan 302013


Adam & Eve Virus:        It takes bytes out of every program on your  Apple

Freudian Virus:    Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

Nike Virus:            It just does it!

Star Trek Virus:     Invades your system in places no virus has ever been before.

PBS Virus:                       Your computer stops every few minutes and asks for money.

Texas Virus:                   It works to become the biggest virus available.

The Church Virus:        Your cd/dvd drawer comes with a basket for donations.

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