Adam & Eve Virus: It takes bytes out of every program on your Apple
Freudian Virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
Nike Virus: It just does it!
Star Trek Virus: Invades your system in places no virus has ever been before.
PBS Virus: Your computer stops every few minutes and asks for money.
Texas Virus: It works to become the biggest virus available.
The Church Virus: Your cd/dvd drawer comes with a basket for donations.