How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Jack Russell Terrier:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
It isn’t moving. Who cares?
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…