Sep 062013
 

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.Unknown-1

Dachshund:
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!Unknown-2

Rottweiler:images-22
Make me.

 

 

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

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Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:
Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it?  I’ve got this hangover.images-20

 

 

 

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.

Greyhound:
It isn’t moving. Who cares?

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Australian Shepherd:
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

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Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb?  I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?Unknown-6


German Shepard:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light?  I SAID, “STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!”images-16

 

 

 

Hound Dog:
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