Apr 042015


If a child burps during church, his parent can be arrested.


It’s illegal to drive a camel on the highway. It is still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

New Hampshire

All cattle that cross state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.You cannot tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.—

New Jersey

It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.   It’s illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.—-It’s against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

New Mexico

It is forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. – Carrizozo   State officials ordered over 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from R omeo and Juliet.


New York

Slippers cannot be worn after 10:00 PM.— The severe penalty for jumping off a building is death.

North Carolina

While having sex, all parties must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled – It is against the law to sing the alphabet song at night.

North Dakota

It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

You can be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. – Fargo


It’s illegal to get a fish drunk.—It’s illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

Oklahoma: It’s illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.


It’s illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.—-Babies cannot be carried on the running boards of a car.


You cannot sing in the bathtub. It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors

Rhode Island

You cannot sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. – No one may bite off another person’s leg.

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