Apr 052015
 

 

South Carolina

To the woman beaten up by her husband on the court steps, I say, "Sorry, but it's the law and it states that your husband can do this to you."

To the woman beaten up by her husband on the court steps, I say, “Sorry, but it’s the law and it states that your husband can do this to you.”

It’s apparently legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

A permit must be obtained in order to fire a missile.

It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

South Dakota

If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they could be considered a war party and fired upon.– No horses are allowed into the Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

Tennessee

It’s illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.—- It is NOT illegal to gather together as a group and consume roadkill.

Texas

A felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos – and- it is illegal to possess realistic dildos.

–A recently passed law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed ——Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.—

—It’s illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Utah

__It is illegal to cause any type of catastrophe. It is also illegal to have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

Vermont

All residents shall bathe, at least, every Saturday night.—-Men must give their wives permission to wear false teeth.

Virginia

It is illegal to tickle women—It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.

Washington

It is against the law to be in public places if you have the common cold—-It is illegal to talk and pretend that one’s parents are rich.

West Virginia

It is strictly prohibited to whistle while under water—It is perfectly LEGAL for a MAN to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs—-It is illegal to snooze on a train.

Wisconsin

It’s illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window. – and to wake a fireman when he is asleep. –It is State Law that a restaurant must serve cheese when offering apple pie

Wyoming

These actions are illegal: wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a theatre and to take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit and for a woman to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

To beaten up woman on steps" Sorry, but it's the law"

To beaten up woman on steps” Sorry, but it’s the law”

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