Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is considered “aggravated assault. – You cannot tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. – New Orleans
You cannot step out of a plane in flight.– Advertisements cannot be placed in cemeteries. – Wells
It is illegal to take a large cat to the movies. – Baltimore– It’s a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within one week of the Easter holiday. – Baltimore
Gorillas ARE allowed in the back seat of any car. All taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. A woman may not be on top in sexual activities.
A woman is not allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police prior to wear. – Rochester
Hamburgers cannot be eaten on Sundays. – St Cloud —A person cannot cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Mississippi— It’s illegal to teach others what polygamy is about.
Missouri—It is illegal to provide beer to elephants.
Montana— It’s illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Nebraska—If a child burps during church, his parent can be arrested.
Nevada—It’s illegal to drive a camel on the highway.BUT It is still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
You cannot tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.— All cattle that cross state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
It’s illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It’s against the law to “frown” at a police officer.
State officials ordered over 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
It is forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. – Carrizozo
Slippers cannot be worn after 10:00 PM.— The severe penalty for jumping off a building is death.
While having sex, all parties must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled – It is against the law to sing
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
You can be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. – Fargo