Mar 302015
 

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Alabama:

It is LEGAL to drive down the wrong side of the road if you have a lantern attached to your automobile.

Alaska

Owners of flamingos can’t bring their pet into barber shops.

Arizona

Donkeys can’t sleep in bathtubs.

It’s illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. – Tombstone

Arkansas

It’s illegal to kill “any living creature”. – Fayetteville

California

No vehicle without a driver may ever exceed 60 miles per hour.

All animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limit may result in a $500 fine. – Chico

Colorado

It’s illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Connecticut

You are not allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. – Hartford

White Christmas lights are the only lights allowed for display – Guilford

Delaware

It’s illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist. – Lewes

Florida

Unmarried couples can’t commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 in the evening.

Georgia

Any sex toys are banned.

Hawaii

All residents can be fine

d as a result of not owning a boat.

All billboards are outlawed.

Idaho

You can’t fish on a camel’s back.

A person may not be seen in public spaces without a smile on their face. – Pocatello

Illinois

You may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth. – Champagne

Local law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. – Chicago

Indiana

It’s illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

All hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.

Iowa

Any one-armed piano players must perform for free.

Any and all kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

Kansas

When two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

No one may sing the alphabet song on the streets at night. – Topeka

Kentucky

You may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

A woman may not buy any sort of hat without her husband’s permission. – Owensboro

 

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