It is LEGAL to drive down the wrong side of the road if you have a lantern attached to your automobile.
Owners of flamingos can’t bring their pet into barber shops.
Donkeys can’t sleep in bathtubs.
It’s illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. – Tombstone
It’s illegal to kill “any living creature”. – Fayetteville
No vehicle without a driver may ever exceed 60 miles per hour.
All animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limit may result in a $500 fine. – Chico
It’s illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
You are not allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. – Hartford
White Christmas lights are the only lights allowed for display – Guilford
It’s illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist. – Lewes
Unmarried couples can’t commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 in the evening.
Any sex toys are banned.
All residents can be fine
d as a result of not owning a boat.
All billboards are outlawed.
You can’t fish on a camel’s back.
A person may not be seen in public spaces without a smile on their face. – Pocatello
You may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth. – Champagne
Local law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. – Chicago
It’s illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
All hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
Any one-armed piano players must perform for free.
Any and all kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
When two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
No one may sing the alphabet song on the streets at night. – Topeka
You may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
A woman may not buy any sort of hat without her husband’s permission. – Owensboro