Apr 092015


Unknown-1    Great truths that children have learned:

  1.          No matter how hard you try, you can’t wash a cat.
  2.          You can’t hide your vegetables in a glass of milk.
  3.          When you mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her wash your hair.4.
  4.          Bed time can change when a parent gets mad.

Unknown-3Great truths that adults have learned:

  1.       Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly (jello) to a tree.
  2.       If you can remain calm with teenagers, then you don’t have all the facts.
  3.      .Families are like fudge – some are sweet, others are nuts..
  4. .      A great oak is just a nut that held its ground.

Great truths that seniors have learned:

1 GUnknown-4rowing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2.Forget the health food.  I need all the preservatives I can get

3.You are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster


There are four stages of life:

  1. You believe in Santa Claus.
  2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
  3. You are Santa Claus.
  4. You look or weigh as much as Santa Claus.

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