I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. (Douglas Adams)
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic! (Jane Wagner)
If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw).
The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them. (Bill Vaughan)
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinion s without having to get the FACTS. (B. White).
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. (George Burns).
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for – I don’t know. (H. Auden).
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. (Henry Kissinger).
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. (Anthony Burgess).