Jan 222014

Mail AttachmentUnknown-21. I childproofed the house… but they still get in! Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs

2. I intend to live forever… or die trying.

3. . “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.

4. We never knew he was drunk at work until one day he turned up sober.

.5.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

6.  At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?

7. Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy.

8. You don’t want to hear my joke about a rope, oh, well I can skip it.

9. I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.

10. Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs.


Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.


What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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