Oct 302014
 

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 FUNNY SIGNS FOUND IN KITCHENS

 

 

  1. So this isn’t “Home, Sweet Home….…..Adjust!

 

  1. Ring the bell for maid service. If no one answers, do it yourself.

 

  1. I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

 

  1. If you write in the dust, please don’t date it.

 

  1. I would cook dinner, but I can’t find the tin opener!

 

  1. My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it.

 

  1. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

 

  1. If you don’t like my standards of cooking…lower your standards.

 

  1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is very, very happy.

 

  • A balanced diet here, is a cookie in each hand.

 

  • Countless of people have eaten in this kitchen and  have gone on to lead normal lives.

 

  • My next kitchen will have no kitchen – just vending machines.

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