Oct 302014

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  1. So this isn’t “Home, Sweet Home….…..Adjust!


  1. Ring the bell for maid service. If no one answers, do it yourself.


  1. I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.


  1. If you write in the dust, please don’t date it.


  1. I would cook dinner, but I can’t find the tin opener!


  1. My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it.


  1. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.


  1. If you don’t like my standards of cooking…lower your standards.


  1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is very, very happy.


  • A balanced diet here, is a cookie in each hand.


  • Countless of people have eaten in this kitchen and  have gone on to lead normal lives.


  • My next kitchen will have no kitchen – just vending machines.

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