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Who knows how it happened?  Did I dream it, or had my site stories4hotbloodedlesbians become so famous that everyone – who was anyone- turned up at my house.  ellen parked her Porsche and led her wife through the front door. It wasn’t just famous lesbians but pro-lesbians as well.

MORE AND MORE CELEBRITIES ARRIVE, NOT LESBIANS BUT…OH, SO FRIENDLY (LOL)

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Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga turned up in a sensational one-of-a-kind garment. She was unique, some say that she was Born That Way!  Pink was the hostess so I knew there would be some swearing, but who would complain if THAT LOVELY BODY and VOICE came knocking at your door?images-3

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Melissa & Linda

Then the knocking and bell ringing began in earnest.  A parade of lesbian musicians marched in-loud and proud- Sweet Honey in the Rock were playfully pushing Le Tigre the punk rockers. While Team Dresch were deciding on which numbers to play  Tracy Chapman went to the bar to bring a drink to Guinevere Turner.

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Topp Twins

Tegan and Sara, devoted sisters, introduced themselves to the famous Topp Twins  who had just popped in from New Zealand.

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Jane

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Rosie

Rosie O’Donnell and Jane Lynch arrived with the catering party.

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Wanda

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Meredith & Nancy

Jodi Foster with a friend, looked very happy and chatted with Wanda Sykes.  Martina   Navratilova and Billy Jean King hugged.Meredith Baxter sat with her partner Nancy.Unknown-4

Unknown-7“Pink  lowered herself from the ceiling. Her skin-toned body suit made all the lesbians drool.  kd and Melissa paused in their guitar tuning, but Pink had eyes only for me!

  INTRODUCTION OF PAULA KEY BY PINK

Pink grinned at me.  “Paula, come up here and tell us the titles of those great lesbian stories!”  With Pink’s arm around my shoulder, I glowed with pride.  I said somewhat modestly -“Jo: Australian Stockhand – and- Lieutenant Dee, Army Nurse, Vietnam  – and – Jazz: Jet-Setting Lesbian.

Pink yelled out, “Fuckin’ Great, Yeah!”     I watched as the crowd clapped and whistled.                                                               “And where can we get them?” Pink asked.

I willingly gave the answer -“Amazon, Apple, Barnes and Noble.  They can be downloaded to Kindles, iPods, iPads and laptops.”

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Ilene

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Tracy

I caught the thumbs up sign from Ilene Chailken, co-producer and creator of the L-Word series. “Let’s talk,” she mouthed.

THE PARTY MUSIC STARTS                                                                                                                                                                                     Let’s Get the Party Started, yelled Pink.                                                                              ” Not until I’ve kissed a girl,”laughed Katy Perry, because last time, I liked it. Someone yelled out, “Girlfriend, you be careful, or you’ll need A Fast Car!”                         “Good One, Tracy!                                                                                                                                  ”  But Try to be True!“warned Emily of the Indigo Girls,” hearts break easily!”
Nah,” called out Ani Di Franco, If it isn’t Her,then get another.”

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Indigo Girls

“Shame on You.” joked Amy, the other Indigo Girl.                                                                 Everyone laughed.

kd went up to the microphone.

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“There seems to be a lot of Constant Craving in the Air I Breathe.”    Jann Arden, fellow Canadian yelled out

 You need a Summer fling, kd, too much Crying will cause a Watershed.”    

kd spotted Meg Christian.

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Meg

“Hey, Meg, come up and join me, if you can pull yourself away from that Gym Teacher.”                                                     “That’s Joanna!” answered Meg, “And she’s a Sweet Darling Woman!”

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Chely

They sang a few songs.  During a soft ballad, Chely Wright whispered in her lover’s ear, “It’s Heavenly Days when I Hang Out in Your Heart.

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Joan

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Charice

Joan Jett made her way to the bar.  “Nothing against soft music,” she told a “bartender named Dawn”, but I Love Rock n Roll.”  Dawn laughed,” Go play it” and she did!.  Portia asked me to dance, but Charice the hot lesbian Fillipino singer cut in.  All around us were shaking boobs and swinging hips.

The Topp Twins were chatting to Janis Ian who suggested their next comedy show should be entitled “Ride Me Like a Wave.” Janis waxed nostalgic, “ At Seventeen,  I was making waves all over the place!”

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Melissa

Meanwhile, Melissa was on the phone to Linda Wallen. “Lover Please, either Come to My Window, or Meet me in the Back out by Cherry Avenue.  It can be Our Little Secret.  Tell me, Am I the Only One?

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Jann

Jann Arden was asked to sing a song to the woman she loved.  She spied her in the audience.  “Hey, honey, Could I be Your Girl? I’ve got a Thing For You!” The girlfriend joined Jann on stage.

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Cris

“Waterfall,” yelled Cris Williamson. “Make it a Song of the Soul.”

Meanwhile, in another room, Helen and Gloria were having a playful game of arm wrestling.

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Helen

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Gloria

“I am Woman,” Helen boasted as she won the first round.                                                                                                                     “And, I Am What I Am!” Gloria countered when she won the second round.

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Jane

“Leave it as a tied game” suggested Jane Siberry, “In a minute, I’m Calling All Angels to order coffee or tea.  If I don’t go home soon,” laughed Jane, “Everyone here will start to Remind Me of My Dog.”

Ruby Rose led a conga line with Aussie lebians singers Missy Higgins- Beccy Cole – and Demi Lovato

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Lesbians singers from Europe formed their own conga line:    Billie Myers (UK) Clara Luzia (Austria) Edith Fambuena (France) Elle Bandita (the Netherlands)  Elli Erl (Germay Gianna Nannini (Italy) Lisa Dillan (Norway) Nina Ramsby (Sweden)  Sarah Bettens (Belgium) Wallis Bird (Ireland)

THE PARTY ENDS:

Sophie was one of the last to leave.  I heard her singing to her chosen one, “God I Wish I was Your Lover.”                  The chosen one said,  “I am your lover ! Sing to me before I Lay Me Down to Sleep”.  They laughed and kissed.

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Joni

Joni Mitchell and Pink got into a Big Yellow Taxi and Took the Long Ride Home, having looked at Both Sides Now.  She turned to Pink, “Help Me to get an idea of what you think about same-sex love.”

Somewhat Sober, Pink replied, “Stupid Girls are not Fuckin’ Perfect, Just Give Me a Reason why everyone shouldn’t love whoever they wish?”  Joni nodded, Pink was so profound, so deep!

I hear them as they drove away, “Fuckin’ great lesbian writer,” shouted Pink as she stuck her head out the window and yelled in my direction.  “I’ve read them all – Fuckin’ Great Work!”  Luckily, my parents weren’t around to hear her language – but, she’s Pink!  Now that she has a daughter, maybe she will tone down the language (LOL)>

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“Fuckin’ great! Fuckin great!”

 Her words dwindled away as the taxi sped off.  I think 2015 will be a great year for me!

I hope it is for you, too, my dear friend.

2014 has seen this webpage receive it’s 100,000th visitor.

Thank you.

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