Jul 202016
 

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Four guys:

A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker were

walking down the street together.  A news reporter waked up to them.

“Excuse me, what is your opinion on ‘the meat shortage.’

The Saudi said, “What’s a shortage?”

The Russian asked, “What’s meat?”

The North Korean wanted to know “What’s an opinion?”

and the New Yorker insisted, “Excuse me? What’s an excuse me?”

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Actual Hospital Chart Notes:

-Patient was examined and x-rated.

-No previous history of suicides.

-Appeared mentally alert but forgetful.

-Patient has chest pains if she lies on her side for over a year.

-Lab test revealed abnormal lover function.

-Patient refused an autopsy.

-Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The Five Surgeons.

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Five surgeons were discussing which profession makes the best

patient.

First Surgeon: “I like to operate on accountants because when you

open them up, everything is numbered.

Second Surgeon:  “Give me electricians.  You open them up and

                         everything is color coded.”

Third Surgeon:  “My favorite is librarians, everything is in alphabetical

                         order.”

Fourth Surgeon:  “I like construction workers..those guys always

                          understand when there are parts left over and when

                          the job takes longer than expected.”

Fifth Surgeon:   “Give me politicians, they are the easiest to operate on.

                          There’s no guts, no heart, and no spine and, the head

                           and butt are interchangeable!”

 

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