Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.!!!!!
Doctor: “I’m sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10?— 10 what?— Months? —-Weeks?!”
I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.
Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”
Tom, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother, “Ooh, that’s advanced science, son! And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Tom, “What school?”
A hiker asks a farmer near a field, “Excuse me sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 5:30 train to London.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 5.15 one.”
Yes, the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
My German Shepherd dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
There are people who are a living proof that total brain failure does not always lead to physical death.
My neighbours are listening to great rock music whether they like it or not!