Jul 152016
 

A CHUCKLE AND A PAUSE TO REFLECT

Be a rainbow!

Be a rainbow!

Paula here.   The sun is shining here on a Northern Ontario, Canada lake after a heavy storm. Isn’t that so like life in general – storms come in, often unexpected and we tie down the hatches with hope in our hearts. Sun often then appears often with a stillness and a pause to think, “What the heck was that all about?” In the storms of life, may you always find sanctuary in the harbour.

 

 

Now for some smiles.

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Biggest Cavity Joke

Open wide,” requested the dentist. “Good grief!” he told an anxious patient. “You have the biggest cavity I have ever seen….the biggest cacity I have ever seen.”   The patient was alarmed. “It must be bad because you said it twice.” The doctor shook his head, “I didn’t say it twice; that was the echo!”

 

  • Health is the greatest gift; contentment the greatest wealth and fullness the best friendship.   (The Buddha).

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  • Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life. (Confucius)

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  • Courage is the resistance to fear; the mastery of fear, not the absence of fear. (Mark Twain)

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The Game- Joke

Coach: “We are going to play a game. When I say fruit, everyone runs to the left wall. When I say a colour, everyone runs to the right wall. Got it?”

The kids waited.

“Orange!” yelled the coach.

 

 

 

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  • Perfection has one grave defect-it tends to be dull. (W. Somerset Maughan)

 

  • Our happiness depends on wisdom all he way. (Sophocles)

 

  • To live without love is to cease to live. (Fyodor Dostoevsky)

 

  • Life is really simple, but we insist in making it complicated.   (Confucius)
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laughter

 

BORED? TRY THESE SUGGESTIONS

  1. go into a phone sales store with a banana. Hold it out in front of you and tell the sales person you want to upgrade to an APPLE.
  2. Get into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you wondered why I gathered you all here today!”
  3. Put up a “Lost Dog” poster with a picture of a cat on it.
  4. When you take your money from an ATM slot, shout “I won, I won!”

 

  • Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.  (John Evelyn)
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