Nov 292015
 

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Q Why is Santa so jolly?

A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Q What do you call a blind reindeer?

A. I have no eye deer

Q. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer

A . RUDEolph.

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Unknown-5. Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Q: What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?

A: mistletoe.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.images-12

Q: What do you learn at Santa’s Helpers school

A: The elf-a-bet

 

. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite

 

Q: What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?

A: Silent Night

Q. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A.  A rebel without a Claus.

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?

A: a wrapper!

Q: What do you call a broke santa? 

A: It’s Saint-NICKEL-LESS

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The 4 stages of life:

  1. You believe in Santa Claus
  2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
  3. You dress up as Santa Claus
  4. You look like Santa Claus

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