Q Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q What do you call a blind reindeer?
A. I have no eye deer
Q. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer
A . RUDEolph.
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you learn at Santa’s Helpers school
A: The elf-a-bet
. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night
Q. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A. A rebel without a Claus.
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!
Q: What do you call a broke santa?
A: It’s Saint-NICKEL-LESS
The 4 stages of life:
- You believe in Santa Claus
- You don’t believe in Santa Claus
- You dress up as Santa Claus
- You look like Santa Claus