What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell.
Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.
Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.
What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem!
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?