Dec 152013


Unknown-2Where do snowmen keep their money?
 In a snow bank.

Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
 Comet stayed home to clean the sink.julstarbucks


What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
 Chill out.

What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell.

Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.

Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?Unknown

Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.


What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?

 One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.christmasjoke
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”


Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
 Because he had low elf esteem!

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”


How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
“Fleece Navidad!”



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