Jun 212015
Rainbows negatively affect the souls of children. LOL

Rainbows negatively affect the souls of children. LOL

OMG – Rainbow Lights Affect Kids!

O.K – It is time for the American Government to cover up Rainbows – yes – real rainbows that occur in the sky – as according to one stupid and bigoted homophobe – rainbows with their colours affect kids!  They “suck” out their Christianity and soul.  LOL.   paula.


 Julie Baker strung rainbow lights across her back yard and sat back – thinking that they were  beautiful and hardly something that would launch a “religious crusade” against the evils of gays!  The neighbour next door told Julie:   ‘This is a Christian area and there are Children. Keep it up and I will be forced to call the police on You!’
Hold on folks, let me check if it is Baltimore, Russia (where gay propaganda against kids is outlawed) or Baltimore, USA (the land of the free and the home of the brave).
Well, Julie is both a lover of freedom and brave – she was brave enough to launch a GoFundMe campaign to make her yard even more relentlessly gay.   Well done, Julie.
The Horrific Offense
The horrific offense that prompted this note? A line of rainbow-colored mason jars holding the words “LOVE” and “OHANA.” Ohana, for those of you who haven’t seen Lilo & Stitch or are not versed in Hawaiian, means “family.” Dire times, indeed. Julie Baker, the woman who owns the house and yard, was flabbergasted by the note. Baker is a widow and mother of four (the youngest of whom is already in high school), and thankfully, has a thick skin. She found some humor in it (as we all should), and soon enough, her friend Maeve Brigid posted the note and a picture of the yard to Facebook.  (Maybe she thought the word OHANA was OBAMA!   LOL.
Leave the neighbourhood evil Dragon Woman!

Leave the neighbourhood evil Dragon Woman!

The Dragon Christian – all Hell FIRE and brimstones!

Julie Baker found a note from ‘a concerned homeowner’ on her doorstep regarding a set of rainbow jar solar lights hanging in her yard that spell out ‘love’ and ‘ohana.’

‘Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay! Myself and Others in the neighborhood ask that you Tone it Down,’ the letter read.

‘This is a Christian area and there are Children. Keep it up and I will be forced to call the police on You! Your kind need to have Respect for GOD.’

Here is what Julie has to say:
‘Needless to say… I need more rainbows… Many, many more rainbows….’ she wrote on the funding page.

‘So, I am starting this fundraiser so I can work to make my Home even More “relentlessly gay” If we go high enough, I will see if I can get a Rainbow Roof!

‘Because my invisible relentlessly gay rainbow dragon should live up there in style! ‘

 Christians Should NEVER Pick on Widows (It’s against Scripture).

Baker then said on a more serious note: ‘Put simply, I am a widow and the mother of four children, my youngest in high school and I WILL NOT Relent to Hatred.

‘Instead, I will battle it with whimsy and beauty and laughter and love, wrapped around my home, yard and family!!!’

The page had raised more than double Baker’s $5,000 target at the time of writing.

-Flap your wings and leave the neighbourhood evil dragon Christian!

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