Egotist: One who is always ME DEEP in conversation
Hyprochondriac: A person who can’t leave being well alone.
Committee: A group of people who individually can do nothing, and collectively decide nothing can be done.
Danger: Trying to leap a chasm (canyon/valley) in two jumps.
North America: a place where we run through red traffic lights to save second and wait patiently for hours to tee-off.
A Meeting: This is an event where the minutes are kept, but the hours are lost. (Minutes are written notes. I explain for
readers where English is not her first language).
-Don’t criticize your partner’s judgment, look who she chose to live with!
–We were so poor growing up that the mice ate out.
–Just stop for a minute and smile.
— I don’t need your attitude, I have my own!
Boss: “You’re fired!”
Worker: “Fired? I thought slaves were sold.”
Worker: “Sir, I would like a raise in my wages.”
Boss: “Your wage increase will be effective as soon as you are!”
When it comes to giving, some people will stop at nothing.
“Have you heard about the manicurist that married a pedicurist?
They wait on each other hand and foot. (This is an English expression).